We're all living in America...

I bought American mustard for a barbecue. No, I don't have any other explanation than "Twin Pack, ridiculously cheap".

Now, it says on the bottle that it's America's "favourite since it's introduction at the St. Louis World's Fair in 1904"... Yeah, right, you guys over there would eat your own granny if it would create some sense of history, wouldn't you?

But that's not the funniest part... "Allergy advice: contains mustard" Blimey!